I am puke
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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