That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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