he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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