just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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