At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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