And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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