Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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