He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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