found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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