i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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