Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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