If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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