If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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