HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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