Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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