just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dicks are not precious.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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