Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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