its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
