i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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