Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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