i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
This is my gift to your gina
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