god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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