Where did you get a picture of my penis
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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