doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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