the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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