The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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