No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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