Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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