Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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