i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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