Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
