college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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