...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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