1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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