i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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