Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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