By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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