Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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