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(804): View more from Virginia

no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

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(478): View more from Georgia

I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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(719): View more from Colorado

im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.

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(432): View more from Texas

I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.

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(406): View more from Montana

Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.

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