Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
