You surviving the open bar?
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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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