Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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