Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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