Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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