Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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