I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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