no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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