is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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