I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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