Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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