I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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