Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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