Hey man sorry I got all grabby
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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