Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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