mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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