Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Can I color on your dick again?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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